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Caught a glimpse of a Kyon on a morning jog. Yes, I know they are devastating to farmers’ crops, and their population is exploding due to year-round reproduction (giddy up), but whenever I see one before it darts back into the woods I get all tingly like I just witnessed a unicorn. If you’ve never seen on, imagine a hobby horse for babies. That’s the size. Now change from a horse to a deer, except this deer has stumpy legs and huge gut like a German butcher. Or imagine Rudolph had legs of a hassock instead of its traditional long gams. And this Rudolph ate all the other reindeer until it looked like it needed Alka-Seltzer. Now you understand what a transcendental moment it is for me when I witness fairy tale creatures.

Songs of Month

Stoned Soul Picnic- 5th Dimension

Aquarius- 5th Dimension

Skybird- Neil Diamond

Kousui- Eito




166 A.A.

Gramma out of the hospital. And back to normal. She bragged that in her room of four people she was the only one who didn’t wear diapers. And for lunch, while she was getting hiyashi chukka, my wife,

157 A.A.

Rainy season has lifted, and the heat has set upon us. Brutal. Adding salt to that wound is that mother-in-law is in the hospital. Gallstones. Two weeks. Two surgeries. On the bright side- Total expen

164 A.A.


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